Joe Rogan Quotes

Joe Rogan — American Comedian born on August 11, 1967,

Joseph James "Joe" Rogan is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, and color commentator. He is also a former actor, host, and mixed martial artist but is perhaps best known for his podcast titled The Joe Rogan Experience, performing stand-up comedy, color commentating for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and hosting former reality shows Fear Factor and Joe Rogan Questions Everything... (wikipedia)

No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.

When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

Joe Rogan Quotes

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